Tick Wars, Shiki Tears, and the Meta Awakening

Tick Wars, Shiki Tears, and the Meta Awakening

Astra Status:

Glow achieved. Minor caching side quests remain.

Despite some sassy cache ghosts and comment colors refusing to glow, we persisted. In the end:

  • code-inline is now real.
  • Shiki knows its place.
  • GSC sees all (but only indexes two πŸ™„).
  • And Monica? Still standing. Glowing even.

πŸ”§ Highlights:

  • Rewired processInlineCode() six times before declaring holy war
  • Converted preformatted β†’ code to avoid rogue block rendering
  • Enabled labels in Prismic like a boss and unlocked the πŸ–ŒοΈ
  • Cached Shiki globally to stop it from crying
  • Cursed at Google with heart and reason
  • Proved again that the open web belongs to Monica

🐾 Quote of the Day:

β€œLet’s make our own feed, with blackjack and backticks.”

😴 Next Steps:

  • Finalize /a11y, /ai, and /services pages
  • Launch.
  • Nap like a hero.